I usually try to distract you all with two blogs per week, hopefully you've been finding them amusing and enjoyable. I know my mom has. At least thats what she tells me. Unfortunately (for you) I'm taking the rest of the week off to head to the beach. So your distractions will be limited.
However, there are a few things to look forward to in the coming weeks. Upon my return there will be stories to tell about the trip and hopefully at least one of them will be entertaining. Later, I'm sure to bore you with another long, drawn out football post which my Redskins fan will enjoy. So there's that.
Remember that post a few weeks ago where I talked about how this blog will soon contain the miraculous tales of my fantasy football league, of which you will all be entertained and engaged? No? Here it is.
Anyway, I figured some context for those posts would be helpful so I'm planning to introduce you to the league in an upcoming post (Our fantasy draft is Sept 4th, get excited!). This is going to be done completely independently and without the compliance or approval of any of the members in the league. In layman's terms, there will be insults aplenty. So you have that to look forward too!
Enjoy the rest of your week and remember, its no longer cool to say "holla", "shizzle", or "Limp Bizkit is my favorite band!".
See you all next week.